OK. So I’m at the gym today and I walk in the men’s room to take a piss like I always do.  And there is this old, skinny, biker looking dude taking a piss in the urinal.  Except he was very creative in how he takes a piss.  He had his head leaning up against the wall over the urinal and his one leg lifted in the air with his junk hanging out the leg of his shorts taking a piss.  I mean for real it was the goofiest looking thing Iv ever seen.  Why would anyone even think to do that.  I think for now on I’m going to stand on the very top of the urinal facing everyone else with my junk pointing straight down pissing directly below me into the urinal then I can just kick the handle when I’m done.